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conversations with exes.
- talked to my ex for the first time in a while this morning. we were together for two years before he got into a vet school in london and announced he had no intention of remaining faithful to me while he was overseas- but that he still wanted to stay together and wanted me to move to england with him after i graduated. i told him i wanted a boyfriend who at least pretended to be faithful and dumped him. he spent the morning rehashing this and accusing me of being unreasonable, saying i threw something great away because of my low self-esteem. sorry, i didn’t realize that wanting monogamy was a sign of poor self-esteem.
- talked to the guy i spent the past semester hooking up with last night. i told him i was surprised he was talking to me, since i thought he only wanted me for the sex. also may have told him that i thought we had nothing in common and that i only talked to him because i figured it would get me laid. he got really offended. turns out he liked me as a person, after all. oops.
- talked to my on-again, off-again northern california hookup. i was the first person he called to tell about his MCAT scores. he did awesome and is probably going to med school. if nothing else pans out in my life, i’ll get him to marry me. he’s a bit too short for my tastes (at 5’7” he’s only 1” taller than me; i prefer guys who are 6’+), but hey. he’s not too unattractive and you can’t go wrong marrying a doctor, amirite?
This literally looks exactly like an old picture of my ex. I was really weirded out for a minute wondering why there was a photo of Chris on tumblr and why it had thousands of notes.
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in a very technical sense, i’ve won.
but i suppose you would describe it as more of a pyrrhic victory than anything else, haha. i’m so devoted to my own abject misery that i can’t really focus on anything else, even if i know it would be enjoyable or good for me.
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tumblr is being a dick and not letting me see or respond to questions.
to the anon who thinks i’m cute: i hope you will reconsider after reviewing this photograph in which i actually look like a prepubescent boy.
pokealot replied to your post: pokealot replied to your post: how to drive men…
Challenge Accepted.
You’re on. Do you have Skype?
pokealot replied to your post: how to drive men away.
But I have a Y chromosome! :(
come chat with me sometime and i will tell you about all my horrible feels and we’ll see how quickly i can get you to go away even though i think you’re cool.
how to drive men away.
there are many options but they all work really well for getting rid of guys who are very clearly interested in you.
- tell them about your atheism and your raging hateboner for the vatican.
- tell them you are a lolita and proceed to outline, in great detail, the differences between the book and the japanese street fashion and why they should feel comfortable dating someone whose clothes could pass for ageplay.
- tell them you own roughly $40,000 worth of clothes, all purchased through your own hard work.
- tell them about your plans to have a hysterectomy. or about the time you had an endoscopy.
- tell them that you hate first-person shooters. if that isn’t enough, tell them about all the antifeminist/racist things you’ve encountered in first-person shooters that make you feel a lot of difficult feels.
if all of the above fail, frankly, being me is the hands-down best way to chase off any guy ever made.
Givenchy Haute Couture by Alexander McQueen, spring 1997
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oh hey i hope you guys like this brostep that autoplays every time you open my page.
and if you don’t, sucks for you.
